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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Fruitcake

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The technical term is 'fortified loaf pan.'


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Gluten free!
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Drinking is cool!
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Apple Growers

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Hopefully in a couple of weeks we'll be able to resume our apple-focused updates, because we have SO MUCH to say about Cosmic Crisp.
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Hopefully in a couple of weeks we'll be able to resume our apple-focused updates, because we have SO MUCH to say about Cosmic Crisp.
StoryOwl
10 days ago
I know it’s silly, but I got to try a cosmic crisp recently and it was amazing.
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8 days ago
StoryOwl: please stay on topic!

mayflower-gal:serenata-your-neighborhood-lefty: “I am, somehow, less interested in the weight...

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“I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein’s brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.”

-Stephen Jay Gould.

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i agree
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Egg Strategies

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Neutral Evil is for people who like keeping the weight nicely centered in the carton, but also hate everyone else who wants that.
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I tend towards Lawful Good or Neutral Good for a standard egg carton, and Lawful Neutral for the 24 egg cartons we get from Costco.
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emdeesee
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I'm lawful good, and I don't even like eggs.
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jlvanderzwan
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I switch between Lawful Good/Chaotic Neutral.

I think Chaotic Neutral and Chaotic Good should be swapped though. First of all, Chaotic Good is more random than Chaotic Neutral, which doesn't add up. Also, the choice for "chaotic" neutral still follows a pattern, and has some practical use: the weight is evenly divided over the carton.
Levitz
13 days ago
My thoughts EXACTLY. Also disappointed in myself for having a strong opinion on this XD
jlvanderzwan
13 days ago
No, no, this is important! Also, I just realized it's worse than I thought: the Kolmogorov complexity of CN carton arrangement is the lowest after LN (implement egg carton as a flat array with stride of six, fill odd positions with an egg), which is preposterous!
Levitz
13 days ago
...ok you're definitely much worse, you freak! ;)
gordol
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Guess I'm True Neutral.
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10 days ago
I'm also True Neutral, but the cartons we get have the expiry date printed on the end, so I try to have the weight of the eggs towards the rear of the fridge with the date on the carton facing outward.
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I would be Lawful Neutral, if not for the fact that I want to leave the suspicious looking eggs until last which makes me Chaotic Good in reality.
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Chaotic Neutral here
eriko
15 days ago
Right there with you.
ChrisDL
15 days ago
Samezies.
rickhensley
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So I finally can confirm I'm lawful good. I've long wondered this.
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Neutral Evil is for people who like keeping the weight nicely centered in the carton, but also hate everyone else who wants that.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Fire

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The other option is to get all the combustibles out of your house by using extreme heat and patience.


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Funny.

Into My Veins

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"Okay, for the last time, the shot is free, so we can't--" "Shut up and take my money!"
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Don’t waste time squeezing the air bubble out either
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Bring it on.
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"Okay, for the last time, the shot is free, so we can't--" "Shut up and take my money!"
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