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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Wife

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In devastating news, I was informed by patreon subscribers after this comic was complete that there is a Dutch town named Winkle, permitting a Winkle Winkle-Winkle Winkel Winkle Winkel Winkel.


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silberbaer
6 days ago
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winkle winkle winkle winkle winkle, yeah!
I'm sexy and I know it...
New Baltimore, MI
WorldMaker
8 days ago
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The toughest part of the is trying to figure out which Ws are pronounced like Vs. Bet it’s a wild tongue twister between the switch ups.
Louisville, Kentucky
jlvanderzwan
6 days ago
As a Dutch guy with a German partner: Dutch is a W, the German kind of depends on which regional accent you're going for. The real subtlety would be in the almost-but-not-quite-nonexistent differences in the way "nkle"/"nkel" is pronounced acrossed the languages

T. Rex Evolution

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Unfortunately, body size and bite force continue to increase.
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DougK
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Randall needs to make up his mind. https://xkcd.com/1211/
Work in D.C., live in NoVA
astw56
11 days ago
So the future of the T. Rex is... a giant feathered snake?
matthiasgoergens
9 days ago
T-Rex went extinct as did most other dinosaurs. But some (like the birds) survived. Seems perfectly consistent with today's comic.
rickhensley
11 days ago
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Now put that on a plane.
Ohio
gordol
11 days ago
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Snakes.
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llucax
11 days ago
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Science!
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11 days ago
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Unfortunately, body size and bite force continue to increase.

Origami Black Hole

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You may notice the first half of these instructions are similar to the instructions for a working nuclear fusion device. After the first few dozen steps, be sure to press down firmly and fold quickly to overcome fusion pressure.
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pinmare422
19 days ago
Nice Joke
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jlvanderzwan
26 days ago
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Does the recursive self-similarity mean it's also a fractal black hole? Aside from the information loss thing at the event horizon I guess
gordol
32 days ago
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65Qzc3_NtGs
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cjheinz
32 days ago
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LOL! Nice!
Lexington, KY; Naples, FL
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32 days ago
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You may notice the first half of these instructions are similar to the instructions for a working nuclear fusion device. After the first few dozen steps, be sure to press down firmly and fold quickly to overcome fusion pressure.
pinmare422
19 days ago
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Linear Sort

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The best case is O(n), and the worst case is that someone checks why.
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jlvanderzwan
47 days ago
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This joke was funnier 13 years ago when some anonymous weirdo invented "sleepsort"

https://web.archive.org/web/20151231221001/http://bl0ckeduser.github.io/sleepsort/sleep_sort_trimmed.html
macr0t0r
48 days ago
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Well...if you want determinate time...
bcs
48 days ago
while true: pass
Groxx
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It's good to let your computer rest occasionally, to avoid burnout
Silicon Valley, CA
GaryBIshop
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I love it that it is Python!
edquartett2
48 days ago
It's not Python 😉 "length()" is just "len()" and functions begin with "def"
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The best case is O(n), and the worst case is that someone checks why.

Making Tea

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No, of course we don't microwave the mug WITH the teabag in it. We microwave the teabag separately.
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fxer
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You can’t microwave water, it will be polluted with radiation! Do you really want your kids exposed to electromagnetic waves?
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Covarr
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I put my strongest small ceramic bakeware in the toaster oven, filled with water. Sometimes you just gotta do things slow and appreciate life. Not like you'll be appreciating the tea; it's still not ready yet.
East Helena, MT
sommerfeld
56 days ago
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It's not that 110V kettles are less efficient at turning electricity to heat than 240V - they're just less powerful. UK kettles draw up to 3 kilowatts, while ones in the US max out at around half that.
zwol
56 days ago
And that's directly related to the voltage difference. In both countries, electric kettles have to be designed on the assumption that they can pull only 13 to 15 amps of load from the mains. This puts a hard limit on the wattage rating — but wattage is volts times amps, so the higher UK supply voltage makes higher power kettles possible. Microwave ovens, on the other hand, are typically powered by 20-amp dedicated circuits in the USA, so they can be higher power than kettles at the same supply voltage. I don't know how they're wired in the UK.
bcs
56 days ago
@zwol FWIW, I've never seen a microwave with a 20A plug.
zwol
56 days ago
@bcs I'm not sure about this but I have the impression that it's OK per US electrical code to use a NEMA 15 socket on a 20A circuit *as long as it's a dedicated circuit*, and this is one of the reasons why 20A plugs are so rare on US kitchen appliances. That said, something else is also going on, because I just checked and my microwave is rated at 17kW, which is 14.2 amps at 120V, but I can't find any electric kettle for sale that goes higher than 1.5kW (12.5A at 120V). Possibly the real concern here is that a kettle *can't* assume a dedicated circuit, so the designers have to leave some headroom in case there are lamps or something plugged into the same circuit.
bcs
56 days ago
@zwol you can 100% put a lower amp outlet on a higher amp circuit, and you don't need it to be dedicated. (It's the same as plugging an 8A lamp cord into a 15A socket; the load is responsible for protecting it's own cord.) In fact, 20A wires and 15A sockcts are very common. What you can't do is sell an appliance that draw more than 15A but plugs into a 15A socket.
PeterParslow
45 days ago
Microwaves in the UK: all the ones I've seen (Brit living here 50+ years) are simply plugged into a 13 amp socket, like the kettle is. They're normally rated 1 kW, but some make it to 1.2kW.. Cookers (oven, hob) are usually wired into a separate 45 amp circuit.
jgbishop
56 days ago
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I'll admit to microwaving the mug and tea bag. It works well for me!
Durham, NC
rraszews
56 days ago
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What's weird is when you get into the details. Apparently American electric kettles are much slower than British ones (British people keep telling me it takes 30 seconds to boil water in an electric kettle; mine takes 5 minutes) while American microwaves are much faster (Again, takes 90 seconds in mine; they claim it takes 10 minutes). (There is some truth here; electric kettles are less efficient using American 110 mains voltage, not sure why British microwaves are so weak though)
Columbia, MD
fallinghawks
56 days ago
Consider getting a newer kettle. I (US) bought a Krups 1L earlier this year. It takes 2.5 minutes to boil 2 cups of water, which gives my microwave a run for its money. It's probably also using less electricity too.
jakar
56 days ago
Haven't researched this, but I'm willing to bet that an industrial 240V kettle exists somewhere here in America, and that I could theoretically run a new circuit easily enough to accommodate it. However, I also don't care enough to actually make it happen.
DrGaellon
35 days ago
Has to do with the power of the magnetron. Most US microwaves today at 1000W or even 1200W; I suspect British ones are lower.
bootsofdoom
56 days ago
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Ah, Americans. Literally nobody "makes it in a kettle". You boil the water in a kettle and make the tea in a teapot. Obviously.
PeterParslow
45 days ago
If we extend "kettle" to include saucepans, then the Indian approach is to put everything (tea, milk, sugar, some spices) into a pan and boil it for a while
bootsofdoom
44 days ago
Yes, and I love a nice chai with condensed milk. But in the UK context that is not what a kettle is.
jlvanderzwan
56 days ago
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What about microwaving the crown jewels?
zippy72
39 days ago
Instructions unclear - unfortunately, "the crown jewels" is also a euphemism.
jlvanderzwan
38 days ago
Apologies, I meant microwaving the crown's crown jewels.
jlvanderzwan
38 days ago
"But that's still…" I know what I wrote. DOWN WITH THE MONARCHY!
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56 days ago
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No, of course we don't microwave the mug WITH the teabag in it. We microwave the teabag separately.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Poetry

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Anyone who thinks AI endangers poets should first prove that there exists a poetry journal with more readers than contributors.


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tante
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"But average people like AI poetry better than real one"
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Hanezz
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AI poetry mostly leans towards clarity. Its simplicity is both its strength and its limitation. That's why it sometimes far surpasses human-authored works in perceived quality.
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This is great!
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